Harbottle's Old Grumpy Gits

The group meets most Sunday mornings at 11:00am at The Village Seat. Membership is open to anyone providing they meet strict qualification criterea as follows.........

Any age
Any sex (most welcome!)
Must be seriously grumpy
Be a resident of Harbottle or Outlying areas
Guests are welcome if accompanied by a resident old git.
Decisions can only be made if the ancient Cheviot Scribe and Blob Box is in the appointed place.see 1 below

Book Reviews of the Week
The HOGGs cast their authoratative eye across this weeks book releases...

Arthur Davis "The kalashnikov and the Coop"...... a gripping analysis of the benefits of shopping with a Kalashnikov, Arthur takes us on a shopping trip to remember. The average time spent in the Co-op doing a standard shop for a family of 3 can take anything upto 2 days. However, when armed with what arguably is the weapon of choice for most shoppers, the time is cut to a mere 8 minutes.

Readability 8

As grumpy as it gits
Some of the subjects discussed are...

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Planning Permissions
Plans have been submitted to The Parish Council for the new roundabout. Currently there is no safe access to the previously proposed Terminal 4 Harbottle and Holystone Airport, (now approved).

Planning Approvals
Terminal 4 Harbottle and Holystone Airport. By 4 votes to 1 the committee approved the proposal. Flights direct to Rothbury are expected to start as early as next week. HOGGAir have also submitted proposals for low cost cheap budget flights long haul to The Newton, Sharperton Edge and by 2006 Flotterton


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1 The recently discovered and now restored Cheviot Scribe and Blob Box, holds the 4th scribe of huff. This ancient text lays down the rules whereby local decisions can be adopted without reference or utterance to other bodies. Last invoked on the 15th May 2004 when Harbottle attacked Alwinton over the disputed Stones of Drake.